Do you need help?

Nobody takes fantasy football addiction seriously so I have made a list of criteria to establish if you have a problem. If you find yourself relating to six or more of the 12 scenarios on this list, then there's reason for concern. Eight or more and you should seek help immediately. If you relate to more than that then there’s nothing I can do for you.

12. If you keep a calculator at your computer so you can crunch fantasy statistics.

11. If you’ve broken more than two remote controls in a single season as a direct result of something having to do with your fantasy league.

10. If you keep your favorite fantasy football publication in the bathroom next to your throne.

9. If you name your children (or pets) after players who have won you past championships.

8. If you’ve ever spent more than 90 minutes negotiating a single trade.

7. If you root harder for your fantasy football team than your favorite NFL team or if you’ve ever rooted against your favorite team because it was playing your starting running back.

6. If you’ve ever called out of work or missed a wedding, anniversary, or other family function to attend a draft or work on a big trade.

5. If your significant other can tell the result of your weekly match based on your mood.

4. If you’ve ever had a dream relating to fantasy football, stop reading this and get help now.

3. If you bought a DVR so you can tape games on Sunday and break down footage like ESPN’s Ron Jaworski.

2. If you’ve ever made a trophy of any kind for yourself after you won a league.

1. If you have ever used Microsoft Excel to predict a fantasy players production.