Some quick predictions for Week 2…
*Whoever is announcing the Packers game will make excuses for Brett Favre after he throws his third interception. Should sound something like this, “Most of Brett’s interceptions come when trailing in situations like this. Man, you have to admire a super hero like Brett Favre.”
*Lee Evans will record over 125 yards and two touchdowns against Miami.
*Lamont Jordan will record 1.25 yards and two fumbles against Baltimore.
* Jake Plummer will actually score a positive number of fantasy points. I know I’m going out on a limb here, but I think if he’s careful he can do it.
* For the first time in NFL history, the Raiders-Ravens game will be ended prematurely because of a mercy rule.
*Reggie Bush will sustain a season-threatening injury. Seriously, I just have a feeling.
*Larry Johnson will catch an absurd number of passes as the Chiefs barely notch a win.
*Whoever is announcing the Packers game will make excuses for Brett Favre after he throws his third interception. Should sound something like this, “Most of Brett’s interceptions come when trailing in situations like this. Man, you have to admire a super hero like Brett Favre.”
*Lee Evans will record over 125 yards and two touchdowns against Miami.
*Lamont Jordan will record 1.25 yards and two fumbles against Baltimore.
* Jake Plummer will actually score a positive number of fantasy points. I know I’m going out on a limb here, but I think if he’s careful he can do it.
* For the first time in NFL history, the Raiders-Ravens game will be ended prematurely because of a mercy rule.
*Reggie Bush will sustain a season-threatening injury. Seriously, I just have a feeling.
*Larry Johnson will catch an absurd number of passes as the Chiefs barely notch a win.
posted by The Coach at 11:44 PM
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